Mrs. Nerd

I was haunted on October 31st. Well, I wasn’t really haunted, but it was pretty scary the first time I saw it. My pet is a monster. She walked to our door last Halloween and I noticed she wasn’t dressed up. So I secretly kept her in my room. You’ll be amazed at what her face, body and arms look like.

My monster has an enormous brain. She has droopy eyes. She has a really wiggly and sloppy mouth. She has antennae that curl a lot. She also has a green face.

Her body is stitched up. Her body is weird shaped. She has a tattoo on her back that says Daddy’s Little Girl. She has very sharp claws for teeth. Her legs are very stretchy.

Her fingers and arms are very stretchy. They are long. She also has no bones in them. She has a wire connected to her arm to keep her blood flowing right. She also can’t feel anything in her arms.

So I hope I’ve made you feel better because my monster is harmless. She will only bite if you bother her. My monster is cool. I even celebrate her birthday, after every Halloween at midnight when my mom is asleep I make us brownies. I whisper in her ear the happy birthday song. So if you ever see a monster like mine, don’t be afraid.

Written and drawn by Riley F., Oak Mountain Intermediate School.