Mr. Nerd

Don’t you wish you had somebody that could do your homework? Then hire Mr. Nerd. He’s nerdy to the extreme. He can ace any test. And it’s really fun to call him a nerd!

Let me tell you about Mr. Nerd’s tentacles. He has six slimy, icky, disgusting, blue tentacles. They can suck your face off clean. But if you ever get close enough to touch his tentacles it would feel like sticky, gooey and yet smooth rails. And that’s what it feels like.

And don’t even get me started with his foul odor. It’s like one hundred rotting rats. He just smells so icky, like dirty diapers.

One last thing . . . his eyes. They are cut into slits. The evil, robotic eyes are ten feet long. Try passing a note in class when he’s teaching. (He’s a nerd.)

So are you thinking about calling Mr. Nerd? You have to be a risk taker since he’s a lethal weapon, but it’s worth it all! (Since he’s a nerd and all.)

Written and drawn by Sam G., Oak Mountain Intermediate School.