My Silly Monster

A hilarious monster is great to have. Have you ever been scared of monsters? Wait until you see my monster. You will laugh until you get sick because he is so silly and funny. I can describe his body, face and his sound.

My monster’s body is very confusing. It’s all colorful, smells like sewer water, and has one arm that’s longer than the other. He has no legs so he can’t walk around and play. He has no tattoos on his body. He’s also very slimy.

His face has lots and lots of eyeballs so he sees very well. He also has a round nose with boogers on it, and very small ears so he has very bad hearing. But he has big antennae so he can feel his way around in the dark. He also has big bumps on his face.

When he sleeps he sounds like a gorilla. But when he’s awake and he’s hungry he sounds like an angry bear. When he’s mad he starts to scream. It sounds like people playing bad music and babies crying.

I hope you like my silly monster because it won’t hurt you, it will make you laugh. So if you ever think about having a monster make sure he’s silly. My monster’s face, body and sound will make you laugh. So are you ready to get your very own monster?

Written and drawn by Deon W., Oak Mountain Intermediate School.