Potato Coach

His feet smell like the garbage can truck and his hands smell like dirty socks! Almost all of his body smells like old nasty spinach. If you smelled his armpits you would be knocked out. I’m serious! He smells terrible! If you smelled his back I bet it smelled worse than your garbage can.

I bet his shirt is bad because he hasn’t washed it in seven years. It’s probably worse than his own body. His shirt is so dirty it turned from white to green. Partly because he doesn’t care about his shirts and he’s already grown out of them all. His shorts are even worse. They’re torn to pieces, cuts every which way, and they’re green, too.

When he touches you, it feels all cold and hairy. He also has this disease in his fingers called arthritis. He hasn’t clipped his fingernails in ages. Whatever he touches, it turns green. His fingernails look terrible. Whatever he touches, it will look terrible for the rest of the year. Don’t let him touch you!

So know you know why my monster is so sick looking. I hope you got sick after him. If you see another monster probably it won’t smell as bad. You can’t forget his clothes, his touch and the smell! If he showed up, what would you do?

Written and drawn by Russell D., Oak Mountain Intermediate School.