{"id":2149,"date":"2013-11-18T06:00:49","date_gmt":"2013-11-18T13:00:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/arcdream.com\/home\/?p=2149"},"modified":"2013-11-11T09:02:31","modified_gmt":"2013-11-11T16:02:31","slug":"monsters-in-the-classroom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/arcdream.com\/home\/2013\/11\/monsters-in-the-classroom\/","title":{"rendered":"Monsters In the Classroom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.geeknative.com\/42573\/monsters-classroom\/\"><em>Originally seen on GeekNative.com.<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>Written by Eden Jones-Hinds, \u00a9 2010<\/b><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Eden Jones-Hinds, formerly of Oak Mountain Intermediate School in Birmingham, Alabama, is now principal of Briargrove Elementary School in Houston, Texas. She heard about <em>Monsters and Other Childish Things<\/em> from a friend and decided to use it as part of a creative writing curriculum for fifth-grade students. She had never played a tabletop roleplaying game before.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.arcdream.com\/pdf\/monsters-quick.pdf\">Newcomers can read a two-page summary of the Monsters and Other Childish Things rules here.<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Monsters and Other Childish Things<\/em> is \u00a9 and \u2122 Benjamin Baugh. Illustrations are by Rob Mansperger, \u00a9 2007.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rpgnow.com\/product_info.php?products_id=82651&amp;affiliate_id=48458\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"2151\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arcdream.com\/home\/2013\/11\/monsters-in-the-classroom\/monsters_pocket_220\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/arcdream.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/monsters_pocket_220.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"220,330\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Monsters and Other Childish Things (paperback)\" data-image-description=\"&lt;p&gt;Monsters and Other Childish Things (paperback)&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Monsters and Other Childish Things (paperback)&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/arcdream.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/monsters_pocket_220.jpg\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-2151\" alt=\"monsters_pocket_220\" src=\"http:\/\/arcdream.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/monsters_pocket_220.jpg\" width=\"220\" height=\"330\" srcset=\"https:\/\/arcdream.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/monsters_pocket_220.jpg 220w, https:\/\/arcdream.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/monsters_pocket_220-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 220px) 100vw, 220px\" \/><\/a>Benjamin Baugh\u2019s <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Role_playing_game\">roleplaying game<\/a> <i><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Monsters_and_Other_Childish_Things\">Monsters and Other Childish Things<\/a><\/i> (<a href=\"http:\/\/arcdream.com\">Arc Dream Publishing<\/a>, 2007) opens the virtual door to a world of creativity and power. Played in a school setting, it catapults problem-solving, making connections, and synthesizing relationships to a new platform for students. Students are challenged to make decisions that involve the scientific method, manipulating variables and using negotiation to survive. Probability controls the game and shows students how daily outcomes can be visible through statistics.<\/p>\n<p><i>Monsters<\/i> was introduced to a group of eight fifth-graders from Oak Mountain Intermediate School in Birmingham, Alabama, in a series of 45-minute sessions. The teacher served as facilitator and <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Game_master\">Game Moderator (GM)<\/a>.<\/p>\n<h2>Teacher Preparation<\/h2>\n<p>In preparation for the game, the teacher should read through <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gregstolze.com\/HowtoPlay.zip\">\u201cAppendix A: How to Play Roleplaying Games\u201d<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gregstolze.com\/HowtoRun.zip\">\u201cAppendix B: How to Run Roleplaying Games\u201d<\/a> by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gregstolze.com\">Greg Stolze<\/a> to develop a strong sense of how the game works. The game is a fictional story where things aren\u2019t always as they seem. The teacher can create a wide network of twists and turns for the players to explore.<\/p>\n<p>One of the most exciting preparation activities is character development. In order to do this and help the students do it, the teacher must develop a strong verbal visual of the story setting. In <i>Monsters,<\/i> it is a school quite like what the kids are familiar with but which offers quirky class scenarios, supernatural adventures, and conflicts that raise the stress level.<\/p>\n<p>Since fifth graders need a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mpaa.org\/ratings\/what-each-rating-means\">\u201cG-rated\u201d<\/a> world, the teacher should think through a storyline ahead of time\u2014or rather, how the story begins and how it might evolve and change according to the players\u2019 decisions. The GM cannot control the game to determine the outcomes but should have several ideas of how the story can change. The setting always stays the same, the situation can\u2019t. Be prepared for the unexpected.<\/p>\n<p>The climax of the story is really determined by the actions of the players, but it is good to have the elements of a great one in mind. At Oak Mountain, the teacher-GM planned to lead students to a school situation where bad teachers along with their monsters held students in the lunchroom, forcing them to eat sludge infiltrated with brain-controlling bacteria. As play emerged, two student monsters were captured and turned into the form of spaghetti and meatballs on the serving line, ready to be eaten by their own owners. One student had already eaten the bacteria and was now under the mind control of O\u2019Malley the Anti-Drug dog, who was really a rubber suit that disguised the mad science teacher. Who could save them now? That was up to the student characters and their monsters!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/arcdream.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/monsters-lunch.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"2152\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arcdream.com\/home\/2013\/11\/monsters-in-the-classroom\/monsters-lunch\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/arcdream.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/monsters-lunch.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"640,411\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"monsters-lunch\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/arcdream.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/monsters-lunch.jpg\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-2152\" alt=\"monsters-lunch\" src=\"http:\/\/arcdream.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/monsters-lunch.jpg\" width=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/arcdream.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/monsters-lunch.jpg 640w, https:\/\/arcdream.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/monsters-lunch-300x192.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h2>Monsters and Metaphors<\/h2>\n<p>In most <i>Monsters and Other Childish Things<\/i> games there are only four or five players. Due to the larger number of students in class, the teacher asked them to choose partners, one to be the kid character and the other to be that kid\u2019s monster.\u00a0 Students were divided into two groups for directions to be explained more clearly.<\/p>\n<p>Three boys and five girls surrounded a table to discuss the idea of what a monster is and looks like. Monsters come in all forms. With the help of a graphic organizer, the teacher led the students into a lesson of descriptive writing. Monsters can be what we see in our dreams or what we fear. A monster can be the size of something we don\u2019t like to do or even a colossal ice cream sundae that\u2019s enjoyable but seems incapable of being eaten. We all have monsters, don\u2019t we?<\/p>\n<p>Students explored adjectives, similes, and metaphors, dabbling with analogies and irony in discovering new ideas and concepts. \u201cMonsters are sticky and can cause stains,\u201d said one student. \u201cIf it is a problem, you may be nervous about what to do. And if you handle it wrong, what you did will stay with you, and you can\u2019t forget about it.\u201d Wow! What a thought.<\/p>\n<p>Students were asked to write expository essays about their \u201cmonsters,\u201d exploring their own personal strengths and weaknesses in dealing with certain situations. The first paragraph contained the introduction of their topic and three problems caused by a \u201cmonster.\u201d\u00a0 The following paragraphs explored the three problems and how they chose to deal with it. The last paragraph summarized the topic and how it was solved for a strong conclusion. Students shared their paragraphs as they wrote, taking critiques, and rewriting making it fluid. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.literatelearner.com\/6traits\/page_template6t.php?f=main\">Six Traits of Writing<\/a> were expected: Organization, Fluency, Word Choice, Voice, Ideas, and Conventions.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/arcdream.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/monsters-under-bed.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"2153\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arcdream.com\/home\/2013\/11\/monsters-in-the-classroom\/monsters-under-bed\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/arcdream.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/monsters-under-bed.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"640,411\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"monsters-under-bed\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/arcdream.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/monsters-under-bed.jpg\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-2153\" alt=\"monsters-under-bed\" src=\"http:\/\/arcdream.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/monsters-under-bed.jpg\" width=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/arcdream.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/monsters-under-bed.jpg 640w, https:\/\/arcdream.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/monsters-under-bed-300x192.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h2>Kids as Characters<\/h2>\n<p>Characters give the game life. Each student has one kid character whose role the student plays in the game, and each student\u2019s character has one monster who is friend and ally to that character and to that character only.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s up to the students to describe and define their characters. Their characters can be very different from the players themselves. The students began by looking at physical appearance. Given the leeway to be as fictional as they chose, students looked for ideas of people they expected to see in the school environment.<\/p>\n<p>Another essay evolved around the <i>Monsters and Other Childish Things <\/i><a href=\"http:\/\/www.arcdream.com\/pdf\/Monsters%20Permanent%20Record.pdf\">character sheet<\/a>, called the Permanent Record. The teacher asked students to interpret this \u201cperformance evaluation rubric\u201d before explaining it. This forced students to read informational text on their own. After discussion, the teacher spent time explaining how dice are connected with this rubric. This is where pages 22-24 of the paperback rulebook came in (pages 15-16 of the hardback), the section on \u201cStats and Skills.\u201d (Students asked for more skill points than the usual 15, so the teacher raised the number to 25 with the instruction that if a student failed a roll, the GM could decide to deduct a skill point from the area of her own choosing, adding more stress to the game.)<\/p>\n<p>For the essay, the students were asked to develop a first paragraph that included the Essential Data section of the character sheet, a second paragraph or more to include the Subjective Evaluation section, and following paragraphs to include Relationships. Players need to understand all these components to be able to manipulate them in a game. These essays were shared with the group in order for everyone to see the characters\u2019 relationships to the environment and each other.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/arcdream.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/monsters-flytrap.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"2154\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arcdream.com\/home\/2013\/11\/monsters-in-the-classroom\/monsters-flytrap\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/arcdream.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/monsters-flytrap.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"600,386\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"monsters-flytrap\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/arcdream.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/monsters-flytrap.jpg\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2154\" alt=\"monsters-flytrap\" src=\"http:\/\/arcdream.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/monsters-flytrap.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"386\" srcset=\"https:\/\/arcdream.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/monsters-flytrap.jpg 600w, https:\/\/arcdream.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/monsters-flytrap-300x193.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h2>Their Very Own Monsters<\/h2>\n<p>As this group developed their characters, the other set of students created the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.arcdream.com\/pdf\/Monsters%20My%20Monster.pdf\">monsters<\/a><b> <\/b>of the game. They also developed essays to describe each monster\u2019s appearance, personality, favorite things, ways to hide, and relationships. The students were asked to make a strong visual of the monster.<\/p>\n<p>Partners worked together to tweak each other\u2019s work and determine each kid character\u2019s stats and skills, as well as their monster\u2019s hit location numbers, dice, and qualities, based on the artwork that they created.<\/p>\n<p>When these essays were completed, the characters and monsters swapped essays with their partners. The partners drew the characters based on what they interpreted in the essays.<\/p>\n<p>The teacher facilitated conversation of how the character and monster would work together, expecting students to form relationships and communication with their partners.\u00a0 Artwork was then shared with all game players as they introduced themselves to the school setting for the game.<\/p>\n<p>After characters and monsters were developed fully, the teacher encouraged each student to create a stuffed animal or other item that would represent the partners as a character and a monster. Some students wore matching hats or matching T-shirts with hand-drawn character and monster.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/arcdream.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/monsters-looming.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"2155\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arcdream.com\/home\/2013\/11\/monsters-in-the-classroom\/monsters-looming\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/arcdream.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/monsters-looming.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"640,411\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"monsters-looming\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/arcdream.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/monsters-looming.jpg\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-2155\" alt=\"monsters-looming\" src=\"http:\/\/arcdream.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/monsters-looming.jpg\" width=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/arcdream.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/monsters-looming.jpg 640w, https:\/\/arcdream.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/monsters-looming-300x192.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h2>Learning the Rules<\/h2>\n<p>The teacher went over the basic rules of the game: the ways students would describe their characters\u2019 and monsters\u2019 actions as they tried to solve conflicts, the function of kid character stats, skills and relationships, and the function of monster powers.<\/p>\n<p>The teacher talked about the rules for determining the \u201cspeed and finesse\u201d of actions, and the game mechanics for a roll\u2019s \u201cWidth\u201d and \u201cHeight\u201d on page 25-28 of the paperback (pages 16-18 of the hardback).<\/p>\n<p>The teacher explained about the One Roll Conflict Generator on page 98 of the paperback (page 64 of the hardback). This was pretty easy to explain to fifth graders.<\/p>\n<h2>Playing the Game<\/h2>\n<p>After four work sessions, it was time for the best part \u2014 playing the game!<\/p>\n<p>In <i>Monsters and Other Childish Things,<\/i> the more dice you can roll, the better your character will do. And characters have relationship scores that give them extra dice to roll. As you develop the rising action of the story, it is imperative for the teacher to stress urgency and to direct students to evaluate the depth of relationships that can help them achieve a desired solution or goal. The storyline should encourage finding creative solutions and getting help from others. Kids love dice. Anytime they can increase the number of dice, they will want to do so. This takes guidance on the first couple of runs. The GM should be willing to ask leading questions: \u201cHow do you see this being resolved?\u201d \u201cWho can help you with this task?\u201d \u201cWhat skills and talents do you have to get the job done?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>To resolve conflicts, the students wrote expository essays and the teacher asked them to find ways of resolution. From this, a list was generated to which students referred for ideas. The teacher-GM used the same list to decide the actions of GM-run characters, and to provide traps, challenges, and new conflicts for the students\u2019 characters to overcome and resolve. Students were especially fond of their make-believe characters dodging, using disguises, and punching.<\/p>\n<p>The characters and monsters included in <i>Monsters and Other Childish Things<\/i> have great suggestions for ways they can interact with the player characters. The GM should introduce them to help develop the storyline. The GM should create verbal visuals as a model to encourage students to describe their characters\u2019 and monsters\u2019 actions more strongly. Inserting character voices and actions encourages students to create and practice voices and actions of their own, making the game even more fun for everybody.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/arcdream.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/monsters-with-kid.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"2150\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arcdream.com\/home\/2013\/11\/monsters-in-the-classroom\/monsters-with-kid\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/arcdream.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/monsters-with-kid.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"234,684\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"monsters-with-kid\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/arcdream.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/monsters-with-kid.jpg\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-2150\" alt=\"monsters-with-kid\" src=\"http:\/\/arcdream.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/monsters-with-kid.jpg\" width=\"234\" height=\"684\" \/><\/a>\u201cI didn\u2019t know I wasn\u2019t supposed to eat him.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, you did! Now what are we going to do?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cWell . . . skip dinner, for one thing. I couldn\u2019t eat another bite.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p>\u201cThis isn\u2019t funny.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cIt\u2019s a little bit funny.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhen they find out Dad\u2019s boss got eaten, Dad is going to get fired, and then we\u2019re going to have to move into a cardboard box behind the Sip\u2019n\u2019Dash, and I\u2019ll have to share my corner of the box with Janie because we won\u2019t be able to afford a box big enough for me to have my own space anymore!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cYou said that all in one breath.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p>\u201cI can swim all the way across the pool in one breath.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cThat\u2019s pretty awesome. We should go swimming.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p>\u201cOK, but\u2014hey! You distracted me!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cI just want you to be happy. You worry about swimming all the way across the pool and BACK again in one breath, and let me worry about your Dad\u2019s boss.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p>\u201cHow? How are you going to fix this?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cOK, give me a second . . . SMUUUUUUUUURGUAH! There.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat . . . how . . . Mr. Wilkins?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cSure! Ever since I kicked the crap out of Chameleon Pete last week, I can turn into anything I want.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo kidding! So like . . . you could turn into Miss July?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cEasy peasy, my friend. Just let me eat her up, and I\u2019m your dream girl.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p>\u201cAh. . . . We\u2019ll put that one on the \u2018Maybe Later\u2019 shelf, right?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cRight.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p>\u201cLet\u2019s get back downstairs before Mom starts worrying her meatloaf is cold.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cI shudder to think of your mother\u2019s meatloaf.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou just ate a full-grown CPA! With ballpoint pens and shoes and wallet.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cHe tasted like salty hot dogs.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m gonna barf.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>From <em>Monsters and Other Childish Things<\/em><br \/>\nBy Benjamin Baugh, \u00a9 2007<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Originally seen on GeekNative.com. 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